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	<title>The Great Taste of Nothing &#187; gay</title>
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		<title>Naughty Pens</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Hargrave</dc:creator>
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		<title>D.C. Approves Gay Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Hargrave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been following the gay marriage debate for a long time, and 2009 has certainly been a ground-breaking year. Here&#8217;s a flow chart to sum everything up for you.

And as for Washington, D.C., (the capitol of the United States of America, that is), the City Council voted Tuesday to legalize gay marriage, giving supporters a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been following the gay marriage debate for a long time, and 2009 has certainly been a ground-breaking year. Here&#8217;s a flow chart to sum everything up for you.</p>
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<p>And as for Washington, D.C., (the capitol of the United States of America, that is), the City Council voted Tuesday to legalize gay marriage, giving supporters a victory after a string of recent defeats elsewhere and sending the issue to Congress, which has final say over laws in the nation&#8217;s capital.</p>
<p>Mayor Adrian Fenty has promised to sign the bill, which passed 11-2, and gay couples could begin marrying as early as March if Congress allows it to become law. Democratic congressional leaders have suggested they are reluctant to get involved, though gay marriage opponents say they will try to get it overturned either in Congress or at the polls.</p>
<p>Federal lawmakers declined to weigh in the last time they had a chance, after the council voted in May to recognize gay marriages performed elsewhere. Congress let that bill become law without taking any action, avoiding what could have amounted to a referendum on gay marriage.</p>
<p>The bill that passed Tuesday had overwhelming support among council members and the outcome was no surprise. Two members said &#8220;I do&#8221; when their turn came to vote, and a packed chamber erupted into cheers and clapping when the bill passed.</p>
<p>&#8220;Make no mistake, 2009 has been one hell of a year for marriage equality,&#8221; said David Catania, who introduced the bill and is one of two openly gay council members.</p>
<p>The &#8220;no&#8221; votes included former mayor Marion Barry, who said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t,&#8221; when it was his turn.</p>
<p>If the bill becomes law, the district will join Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts and Vermont in issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples. They will be able to wed in New Hampshire starting in January.</p>
<p>Gay marriage supporters have had less success elsewhere recently. Maine voters overturned the state&#8217;s same-sex marriage law last month. Earlier this month, the New York state Senate rejected a bill that would have allowed gay couples to marry. And New Jersey&#8217;s legislature, which had been working on a same-sex marriage bill, postponed a recent vote when the measure appeared headed for defeat.</p>
<p>Tuesday&#8217;s vote in the district came after several months of discussion, including two marathon council hearings at which some 250 witnesses testified.</p>
<p>Opponents included the Archdiocese of Washington, which said it might have to stop providing adoptions and other services because the law would force it to extend benefits to same-sex couples.</p>
<p>&#8220;Today the District of Columbia joined a handful of states where legislatures or courts have redefined marriage to include persons of the same sex,&#8221; the archdiocese said in a statement after the vote.</p>
<p>The law will likely take effect around St. Patrick&#8217;s Day in this city of 600,000, which is about 1/17th the size of Rhode Island. Congress has 30 working days to reject it, but that has happened with similar legislation just three times in the past 25 years.</p>
<p>Still, opponents plan to try. Members of a group called Stand4Marriage, led by local pastor Bishop Harry Jackson, have met with members of Congress to urge them to oppose the bill.</p>
<p>Attorney Cleta Mitchell said that after Fenty signs the bill, the group will ask a district elections board to put a referendum on the ballot asking voters to overturn it. She said in a statement before the vote that the law is a &#8220;decision for the people, not a dozen people at city hall.&#8221;</p>
<p>The group Mitchell represents made a similar request this summer, when the city passed a law recognizing gay marriages legally performed in other states. The board declined to put the issue on the ballot, saying that would violate a city human rights law.</p>
<p>The group also has a lawsuit pending from earlier this year, when it tried to get an initiative on the ballot asking voters to define marriage as between a man and a woman. The elections board again cited the human rights law in saying no. A hearing in that case is scheduled for January.</p>
<p>Take that, America. </p>
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		<title>Winning a War in NJ</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Hargrave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The legalization of same-sex marriage faces a critical test in New Jersey, where advocates on each side of the controversial issue argue will shape the fate of gay-marriage battles across the nation.
While this vote will certainly be a nail-biter (when, of course, it actually goes up for a vote after being postponed and later cancelled), [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The legalization of same-sex marriage faces a critical test in New Jersey, where advocates on each side of the controversial issue argue will shape the fate of gay-marriage battles across the nation.</p>
<p>While this vote will certainly be a nail-biter (when, of course, it actually goes up for a vote after being postponed and later cancelled), why don&#8217;t we take a minute to enjoy a nice laugh&#8230;</p>
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<p>Do you think that gay marriage is wrong just because the Bible states “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination”(Leviticus 18:22)? How about several of these ordinary things that the Bible also has something to say about:</p>
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<li><strong>Round haircuts.</strong> See you in Hell, Beatles&#8230; and/or kids with bowl cuts, surfer cuts or (my favorite) butt cuts. Leviticus 19:27 reads &#8220;You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard.&#8221; Should we call this strike 1?</li>
<li><strong>Football. </strong>At least, the pure version of football, where you play with a pigskin. The modern synthetic footballs are ugly and slippery anyways. Leviticus 11:8, which is discussing pigs, reads &#8220;You shall not eat of their flesh nor touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you.&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>Fortune telling. </strong>Before you call a 900 number (do people still call 900 numbers, by the way?), read your horoscope or crack open a fortune cookie, realize you&#8217;re in huge trouble if you do. Leviticus 19:31 reads &#8220;Do not turn to mediums or spiritists; do not seek them out to be defiled by them. I am the Lord your God.&#8221; The penalty for that? Check Leviticus 20:6: &#8220;As for the person who turns to mediums and to spiritists, I will also set My face against that person and will cut him off from among his people.&#8221;</li>
<li><strong>Pulling out.</strong> The Bible doesn&#8217;t get too much into birth control&#8230; it&#8217;s clearly pro-populating but, back when it was written, no one really anticipated the condom or the sponge, so those don&#8217;t get specific bans. But&#8230; pulling out does. One of the most famous sexual-oriented Bible verses&#8230; the one that&#8217;s used as anti-masturbation rhetoric&#8230; is actually anti-pulling out. It&#8217;s Genesis 38:9-10: &#8220;Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother&#8217;s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the Lord; so He took his life also.&#8221; Yep &#8212; pull out and get smote. That&#8217;s harsh.</li>
<li><strong>Tattoos. </strong>No tattoos. Leviticus 19:28 reads, &#8220;You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord.&#8221; Not even a little butterfly on your ankle, a kanji on your wrist, or even, fittingly enough, a cross.</li>
<li><strong>Polyester, or any other fabric blends.</strong> The Bible doesn&#8217;t want you to wear polyester. Not just because it looks cheap. It&#8217;s sinfully unnatural. Leviticus 19:19 reads, &#8220;You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.&#8221; Check the tag on your shirt right now. Didn&#8217;t realize you were mid-sin at this exact second, did you? (Unless you checked the tag by rolling off your neighbor&#8217;s wife while you two were having anal sex in the middle of robbing a blind guy. Then your Lycra-spandex blend is really the least of your problems.)</li>
<li><strong>Divorce.</strong> The Bible is very clear on this one: No divorcing. You can&#8217;t do it. Because when you marry someone, according to Mark 10:8, you &#8220;are no longer two, but one flesh.&#8221; And, Mark 10:9 reads, &#8220;What therefore God has joined together, let no man separate.&#8221; Mark gets even more hardcore about it a few verses later, in Mark 10:11-12, &#8220;And He said to them, &#8216;Whoever divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her; and if she herself divorces her husband and marries another man, she is committing adultery.&#8221; And, of course, that&#8217;s bad. </li>
<li><strong>Wearing gold. </strong>1 Timothy 2:9 doesn&#8217;t like your gold necklace at all. Or your pearl necklace. Or any clothes you&#8217;re wearing that you didn&#8217;t get from Forever 21, Old Navy or H&#038;M. &#8220;Likewise, I want women to adorn themselves with proper clothing, modestly and discreetly, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly garments.&#8221; Doesn&#8217;t that make them&#8230; men?</li>
<li><strong>Shellfish.</strong> Leviticus 11:10 reads, &#8220;But whatever is in the seas and in the rivers that does not have fins and scales among all the teeming life of the water, and among all the living creatures that are in the water, they are detestable things to you.&#8221; And shellfish is right in that wheelhouse.</li>
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<p>If you&#8217;re going to ignore the section of Leviticus that bans about tattoos, pork, shellfish, round haircuts, polyester and football, how can you possibly turn around and quote Leviticus 18:22 (&#8220;You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.&#8221;) as irrefutable law?</p>
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		<title>Breaking News! Hubby Hubby!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Hargrave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chubby Hubby hasn&#8217;t slimmed down, but he&#8217;s getting a new name.
Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s announced they are renaming their popular ice cream flavor &#8220;Hubby Hubby&#8221; for the month of September, to celebrate the first gay and lesbian couples to legally wed in the company&#8217;s home state of Vermont. The name change is part of Ben &#038; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chubby Hubby hasn&#8217;t slimmed down, but he&#8217;s getting a new name.</p>
<p>Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s announced they are renaming their popular ice cream flavor &#8220;Hubby Hubby&#8221; for the month of September, to celebrate the first gay and lesbian couples to legally wed in the company&#8217;s home state of Vermont. The name change is part of Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s campaign with Freedom to Marry to advocate marriage equality in all states.</p>
<p>&#8220;At the core of Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s values, we believe that social justice can and should be something that every human being is entitled to,&#8221; said Walt Freese, Chief Executive Officer of Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s. &#8220;From the very beginning of our 30-year history, we have supported equal rights for all people.</p>
<p>&#8220;The legalization of marriage for gay and lesbian couples in Vermont is certainly a step in the right direction and something worth celebrating with peace, love and plenty of ice cream.&#8221;</p>
<p>If you haven&#8217;t heard, as of September 1, Vermont joined Massachussets, Connecticut, and Iowa in recognizing same-sex marriage. This is a big step for equal rights here in the United States. There was certainly plenty of fanfare in Vermont over the new law when I visited not more than a month ago. Hopefully we will see an increasing trend in the legalization of these same-sex marriages in the US. </p>
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		<title>Jesus Had Two Dads</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Hargrave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This kind of thing takes some serious balls. 

Word. Why can&#8217;t there be more signs like that in the world?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This kind of thing takes some serious balls. </p>
<p><a href="http://chsav8r.com/phh/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jesus-had-two-dads.jpg"><img src="http://chsav8r.com/phh/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jesus-had-two-dads.jpg" alt="Jesus Had Two Dads" title="Jesus Had Two Dads" width="553" height="369" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-16" /></a></p>
<p>Word. Why can&#8217;t there be more signs like that in the world?</p>
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