Here are the perks of Tillman Place:

• High-Speed Wireless Internet Access
• Parking Space for Each Bedroom
• Full-Size Washer/Dryer
• Refrigerator/Ice Maker
• Dishwasher
• Stove/Oven
• Multiple Telephone and Cable Outlets
• Patio or Balcony with Storage
• 4-Bedroom Units have 2 Bathrooms (tub w/ showers) and 2 Double Sinks
• Breakfast Bar
• Community Pool
• Community Volleyball Court
• Exercise & Weight Room
• On CAT Bus Line

Because it’s only 1/2 mile away from Campus (by Monteray’s and Skins), I plan on riding my bike to class unless it’s raining. If that’s the case, I’ll drive to class and park in the Commuter spaces. It makes me chuckle when I think that the Commuter spaces in R-1 (“the pit”) are actually closer than I usually park in Aisle 10. Even better, the Commuter pass is half of the price!

If you’re curious as to the nitty-gritty details, here they are:

Rent: $1040/month ($260/person/month) w/o Utilities
NOTE: The Apartments on campus are $5900/person/semester ($590/person/month)
Unit Number: 631 (third floor)
Lease: August 15, 2010 – August 14, 2011
NOTE: Classes start August 18, 2010

Needless to say, I’m extremely excited about next semester. I knew that I wanted to live off campus since Clemson House was designated as freshman housing, but we really lucked into this place with everything that we could want. All I have to do is survive the rest of this year in my windowless jail cell…

Lesson 1: Make a quality product. [check]
Lesson 2: Talk up your product. [check]
Lesson 3: Use a dictionary and thesaurus…

It seems that Apple is saying all of the same things about their new products. Over, and over, and over again. The sad part is that I feel as if I watched the entire keynote address.

PAUL HARWOOD HARGRAVE
4242 University Station
Clemson, SC 29632

As always, money is appreciated, but I’ll settle for a care package.

Conveniently, my PO Box number happens to be The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. In other words, my number pwns!